FARMHOUSE CHORDS/WORDS:
D       A           Bm              G                    D
Welcome this is a Farmhouse we have cluster flies alas
A                D           A
And this time of year is bad
D      A         Bm               G             D
We are so very sorry, but there's little we can do
   A           D  A
But swat them

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Bm              A
She didn't care oh, not enough
D                     G
She wasn't there when things got rough
Bm               A
I told a lie and she got mad
Bm                    G
She wasn't there when things got bad


<2nd CHORUS> *Sung to the tune of the verse*
D                  A
Never ever saw the stars so bright
Bm                    G
Never really heard of cluster flies
D                  A
Never ever saw the northern lights
Bm                           G
In the farmhouse things will be alright

Bm                     A
Woke this morning to a stinging laugh
D              G
Every man rise from the ash
Bm               A
Each betrayal begins with trust
Bm          G
Every man returns to dust.

<2nd CHORUS>