E                               E
your time is near the mission's clear
       D                      A
It's later than we think
         E                       E
before you slip into the night
       D                        A  
you'll want something to drink
               

	G                       D    
Steal away before the dawn,
         G                           B                                                           
and bring us back good news
       E                        E
But if you tread in primal soup
          D                        A
please wipe it from your shoes.
              

Just then a porhole pirate
scourged the evening with his cry
and sanctuary bugs deprived
a monkey of its thigh

A dust arose and blocked my nose
before I could think twice,

Despite the scut that bubbled up
I gave some last advice:

	D                A
The flesh from Satan's dogs
         C                  G
will make the rudiments of gruel
          E                               E                 
Deduct the carrots from your pay
               D                         A                   
you worthless swampy fool       


Exploding through fields and few
and swimming in the mire
the septic maiden's gargoyle tooth
demented me with fire

I drifted where the current chose
afloat upon my back

And if perchance a newt slimed by
I'd stuff it in my sack

SoonI felt a bubble form
somewhere below my skin
but with handy spine of hedgehog
I removed the force within

Suzie then removed her mask
and caused a mighty stir

the angry crowd responded
taking turns at grabbing her

The foggy cavern's musty grime
appeared within my palm

I snatched Rick's fork to scrape it off
with deadly icy calm

The crowd meanwhile had taken Sue
and used her like a rag
to mop the slime from where the slug
had slithered with the bag

In summing up, the moral        seems a little bit obscure...

E               A                D                 A
Give the director a serpent deflector
E               A                D                 A
A mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector
E               A                 D                A
A cushion convector, a picture of nectar
E               A                D                 A
A virile disector, a hormone collector

E               A               D           A
whatever you do, take care of your shoes!


If you have any questions/comments/corrections, I'm at
JestrsReve@aol.com.  I typed this right after I figured
it out, so it might need a little revising!